Posted by: adamgkrause | March 24, 2009

The Word of Faith Version of the Lord’s Prayer

The Word of Faith Version of the Lord’s Prayer

My Provider, my Personal ATM, my own Genie in a Bottle which art in the business of making me rich beyond measure and subject to moving on my behalf whenever I demand it of You with my faith, Hallowed be MY name among my church peers.

Thy kingdom – all it’s treasures and riches and honor – come to me! Money cometh – to me – NOW!

MY will be done in earth, because you said so in your word. I can have whatsoever I saith!

Give me this day my daily bread – make it white – I don’t like whole wheat. Oh, and a new Mercedes S550 4Matic with ALL the options (just like pastors, after all, God, you are no respecter of persons!) a brand new Lexus for my wife; a brand new 6,000 sq. ft. house with 8 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms, 4 living rooms, 3 full size garages, one GIANT kitchen, an indoor/outdoor pool, a sauna, a tennis court, a basketball court, a gardener, butler and a housekeeper; a brand new $120,000 wardrobe, and $1,000,000 in spending cash for my wife.

And miraculously forgive all of my $66,000 in outstanding credit card debt – miracle debt cancellation cometh – to me – NOW! After all God, I did give $1,000 in faith to Mike Murdock because he said You spoke to him to tell me personally that if I obeyed God and sent in my $1,000 – even if I had to put it on a credit card, that You would give me my 100-fold return!
And lead me not into temptation to doubt your word – I refuse to let thoughts of doubt creep into my mind – satan get behind me!

But deliver me from poverty and lack! For MINE is the kingdom, and MINE is the power to get anything I want out of You, and, of course, God, I will try to remember to give you all the glory. Amen.

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